che-ansia-la-gente:

Passo dalla fase “Cazzo oggi so fica, vestita così sono troppo gnocca”
Alla fase “Maremma bestia che cesso a pedali so oggi”
Tutto nel tragitto da camera al frigorifero.

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

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